AH is back with twice the half-assedness

Here's a new list of potential slogans for the Democratic Party and the GOP.

GOP:
1.) Our limited understanding of the world is the correct limited understanding of the world.
2.) The fear-based, manipulative rhetoric that built this country.
3.) Imagining the same threats as the most uneducated, but with millions of dollars at our disposal.
4.) Governing just as badly as Democrats with twice the results.

Democrats:
1.) Believing strongly people should not believe so strongly.
2.) Breaking legs and giving out crutches.
3.) Making fun more expensive since forever.
4.) Bothering you relentlessly because we care.
5.) Anemic, Asthmatic, and Easily Offended.